Most normal days:
Me: *fart*
Ben: Honey!
Cassidy: MOM, SERIOUSLY!?
Me: It’s a NATURAL REACTION TO FOOD! GOD!
Ben: *sigh*
Cassidy: *slams door*
In the hospital after the nurse asking me for two days if I’ve been able to pass gas yet:
Me: *farts*
Ben: GOOD JOB!
Me: Seriously?
Ben: YEAH!
Being really sick did have SOME upsides.