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Shopping list.

Ben started this list of needed shopping items the other day on the white board by the garage door. Last night I felt him sigh with enough force to rattle the windows so I looked over to see that he was crossing off two of the things that Cassidy and I had added to the list.

Me: Butt Plugs (which would have removed the need for a plunger!)
Cassidy: Twinkies

I don’t understand WHY he felt the need to remove two such critical items but I was happy this morning to see that he’s taking our need for farts very seriously. I added that one too. You never know when you’re going to run out, after all.

List.

9 Comments on Shopping list.

  1. Caity
    Tuesday, February 7th, 2012 at 10:46 pm (473 days ago)

    So where can you even buy a fart? And why the heck is Ben such a Twinkie party pooper? HA I said pooper. Another fart joke.

  2. Ronni
    Tuesday, February 7th, 2012 at 11:32 pm (473 days ago)

    AHAHAHAHA!!! SO glad he has his priorities straight. If he’d taken off the farts, you’d have had to have a serious talk with him!!!

  3. mreid
    Wednesday, February 8th, 2012 at 9:07 am (472 days ago)

    So, just curious. Did Cassidy have any questions about the butt plugs?

    How did our family become so obsessed with anal emissions?

  4. Anna
    Wednesday, February 8th, 2012 at 9:08 am (472 days ago)

    You can buy them free daily. IN YOUR BUTT.

  5. Anna
    Wednesday, February 8th, 2012 at 9:13 am (472 days ago)

    Cassidy: Butt plugs?
    Me: So the plunger isn’t necessary!
    Cassidy: That sounds like a really bad idea.
    Me: Truth. Don’t ever let anybody talk you into using one.
    Cassidy: No problem!
    Me: Glad we had this talk.
    Cassidy: I’m adding Twinkies.
    Me: Fabulous!

  6. maggie
    Saturday, February 11th, 2012 at 8:45 pm (469 days ago)

    Don’t you just love these list? Between the chicken scrach my husband writes and our 15 yo son constant misspellings, I still seem to find item like “farts ” on the list constantly. I’m glad its not just me.

    My blog is http://www.borntobeblonde.com

    Xoxo

  7. juliefit
    Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 pm (465 days ago)

    Chris and I just share a Reminders list on the iPhone… OH WAIT.

  8. Anna
    Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 at 8:12 pm (465 days ago)

    I can’t seem to find the LIKE button for this comment.

  9. Anneli
    Thursday, February 23rd, 2012 at 10:08 pm (457 days ago)

    I stopped keeping our shopping list on the fridge. I’d always find shit on it like, “Korean milk, made with REAL Koreans!” or, indeed, “Farts.”

    Now, if Chris wants to add something to it, he has to tell me. The list is on my phone.

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