Like a small fart in the ocean.

I like to do this thing with Cassidy in the car where I mock her pop music by changing the lyrics around. I’ll start loudly singing then change the words just enough to make a completely sweet song into something it ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE. When she was younger she’d MOOOOOOOOOOOM me and become really annoyed. But now that she has a more developed sense of humor often times we end up laughing like a bunch of lunatics.

Today? She ACTUALLY SANG ALONG WITH ME. As this song was playing I started to realize that if you just changed the word “fight” to “fart” (and a few other small changes I bolded below) it suddenly became pretty much the best song every written in all of history.

I have embedded the video so that you can sing along with my new, much more awesome, lyrics.

Like a small FART in the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single FART
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

And all those times I didn’t FART
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will FART them loud tonight
Can you hear my FART this time

This is my FART song
Take back my FART song
Prove I’m alright song
My power’s turned on
Starting right now I’ll be strong
I’ll play my FART song
And I don’t really care if nobody else believes
Cause I’ve still got a lot of FART left in me

Losing friends and I’m chasing sleep
Everybody’s worried about me
In too deep
Say I’m in too deep
And it’s been two years
I miss my FART
But there’s a fire burning in my bones
And I still believe
Yeah I still believe

And all those times I didn’t FART
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will FART them loud tonight
Can you hear my FART this time

This is my FART song
Take back my FART song
Prove I’m alright song
My power’s turned on
Starting right now I’ll be strong
I’ll play my FART song
And I don’t really care if nobody else believes
Cause I’ve still got a lot of FART left in me

Like a FART boat in the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

This is my FART song
Take back my FART song
Prove I’m alright song
My power’s turned on
Starting right now I’ll be strong
I’ll play my FART song
And I don’t really care if nobody else believes
Cause I’ve still got a lot of FART left in me
Now I’ve still got a lot of FART left in me

Now that I’ve finished this post I’m realizing that perhaps HER sense of humor didn’t become more developed, maybe I’ve just regressed to having the sense of humor of a 16 year old and at that age farts are still funny.

Yeah, no. Farts are ALWAYS funny, I don’t care how old I get.