Great… Just what I need!

Aug 18, 2004 Author: Anna | Filed under: As seen on WWW

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Anna’s Disorder
Cause:	viral
Symptoms:	embarrassing noises, excessive tallness, grunting, toe numbness
Cure:	exercise
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3 Responses for "Great… Just what I need!"

Eu August 18th, 2004 at 10:01 pm 1

ere was a google ad for “Beautiful Brows”.. what’s with that!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Julie’s Lurgy
Cause:	poor dental hygiene
Symptoms:	hairy legs, hovering, vague leg pain, yellow urine
Cure:	eat more wax fruit
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Heather August 19th, 2004 at 2:25 am 2

Good lord! You are suffering from
Heather’s Disorder.
Cause: pollen

Symptoms: screaming, forgetfulness, winking, excessive black eyes

Cure:fire

Forgotfulness,never.
Truth August 20th, 2004 at 5:02 pm 3

I’m afraid it’s bad news. You are suffering from
Jessicaitis.
Cause: overwork

Symptoms: thirst for human blood, vertigo, automatic writing, hovering

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

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