Gossip.

I get somewhat of a kick following celebrity gossip online. Don’t judge me like that!! Don’t act like you haven’t already read that Nick and Jessica are splitting. Don’t act like you, YES YOU, didn’t click the article as soon as you saw it to see what was up.

Me? I refuse to believe it. Simply because they didn’t come out and say it themsleves. They DENIED it, in fact. So take that, Ben! They DENIED IT! HA!

*this is where he points and laughs at me and says somethng about the my mental stability*