I know that we have been spared so far. You have hit two block south, and just a few blocks East. Then you decided to fluctuate for 30 seconds earlier and even though it’s was 98 fucking degrees outside I felt the cool chill of death slide over me as I started to melt into a puddle in my computer chair.

Then, mercifully, you came back on. Thank you. Please, stay on. For the sake of the hot hot kitties. And my fever blister. If it gets any bigger I’m going to start dressing it and name it Sue.

-Me