When I Rule the World, if you walk out of the break room after having drained the VERY LAST DROPS of water out of the dispenser and don’t:
1) Put a new jug on yourself, or
2) ASK SOMEBODY that has more upper body strength than a FIVE YEAR OLD to do it for you,
You will be [...]
So I walk into work this morning and before I can even set my stuff on my desk The Temp says:
Temp: My computer won’t come on.
I can see her computer from where I’m standing. It has lights on the front that are CLEARLY ON.
Me: It’s on.
Temp: No it’s not look. [...]



